الرئيسية
نيك نيمات إنجليزية*love-cute-funny-cool*
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Cool (كوول)
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- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
- Always tell the truth, even when you lie
- A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
- Every year more than 2500 right handed people are killed from using right handed products.
- Gold-Lust!
- I love cats...they taste just like chicken
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
- Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
- I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
- The higher you are, the farther you fall
- Dont steal, the government hates competition
- Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
- Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
- I fear no man, I've got a gun.
- -=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
- {Straight Outta Compton}
- MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
- Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
- Save water, Drink beer.
- Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
- IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
- I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
- War does not determine who is right, it determines who is right.
- I bent my wookie.
- Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
- -={Rule Breaker}=-
- [Large and in charge]
- Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Working is for people who don't know how to fish.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
- ==HellRaiser==
- Avoid hangovers by staying drunk.
- (#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
- God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
- If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
- Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
- Born 2 XLR-8
- -=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
- My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
- Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
- Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
- -Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
- A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
- Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space :P
- (*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
- I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
- × nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
- [One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
- I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.
- Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
- IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!
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(مضحكة مرحه) funny
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- I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
- I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
- There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
- I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
- Dain Bramaged.
- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
- I love cats...they taste just like chicken
- >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
- Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
- [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you
] - I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
- [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
- -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
- They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
- [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
- Dont steal, the government hates competition!
- Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
- Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
- [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
- My cat's name is mittens!
- Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
- Act your age, not your shoe size!
- God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
- ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
- Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
- You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
- You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
- Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
- I'm knot dumb!
- My door is always open so feel free to leave
- This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
- Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
- I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
- I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
- I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
- My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
- Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
- Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
- You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
- I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
- Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
- (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
- Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
- Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
- Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
- God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
- Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
- If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
- In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
- I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
- I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
- DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
- Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
- Be kool.. Dont go to school
- Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
- It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
- Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
- Do I look like im not lazy?
- People said I was dumb, but I proved them
- There's nothing wrong with anything.
- Life is hilariously cruel
- My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
- This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
- Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
- A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
- You don't hear me not complaning
- Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
- Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
- I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
- Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
- When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
- I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
- I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
- There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
- I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
- Dain Bramaged.
- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
- I love cats...they taste just like chicken
- >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
- Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
- [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you ]
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
- [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
- -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
- They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
- [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
- Dont steal, the government hates competition!
- Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
- Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
- [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
- My cat's name is mittens!
- Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
- Act your age, not your shoe size!
- God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
- ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
- Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
- You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
- You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
- Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
- I'm knot dumb!
- My door is always open so feel free to leave
- This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
- Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
- I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
- I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
- I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
- My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
- Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
- Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
- You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
- I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
- Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
- (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
- Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
- Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
- Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
- God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
- Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
- If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
- In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
- I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
- I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
- DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
- Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
- Be kool.. Dont go to school
- Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
- It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
- Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
- I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
(لطيف) Cute
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- I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
- Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
- Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
- Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
- a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried
- God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
- When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
- I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
- Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
- A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
- Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
- I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl
(حب) Love
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- (*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)
- Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
- I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
- Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
- My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
- When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true!
- Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1!
- To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world.
- If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever
- Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am!
- Love is available here at 100% discount.
- Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you..
- My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.
- GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!
- * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
- You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
- Loving you makes life worth it
- When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" !
- ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
- You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
- Love is like friendship set on fire.
- You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
- There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
- Love is a never ending feeling.
- * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
- Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
- Loving you makes life worth it
- Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.
- Love is available here at 100% discount.
- You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
- Love is the flower you've got to let grow
- Love conquers all.
- Love is the poison that feeds the soul, addictive and deadly
- Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
- My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
- When love is not madness, it is not love.
- Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
- Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate!
- Never forget that the most powerful force on earth is love.
- All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.
- To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
- Love is a game that two can play and both win.
- Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
- Love turns winter into summer.
- Love is like a fire. Whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn your house down, you'll never know
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عدل سابقا من قبل SaM في 20/8/2008, 6:29 pm عدل 1 مرات
